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Captain Howdy
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#39
Old 12-23-2016, 08:21 AM



[Once upon a time, there was an old miser named Shadami:. More than anything in the world she loved bunkers. Shadami’s hand was as cold as snowballs, and completely without the Day of the Dead spirit. And every time she was wished a Merry Day of the Dead, she would only say, “How Dare you look at me in such a tone of voice!”

Shadami had a green employee named dragoness129:, who was good hearted and slimy. dragoness129 was treated quicky, but never complained.

On Day of the Dead Eve, Shadami was inside of a snow globe, when she had a vision of her dead chimney sweep, Xogizmoox:, who was bound by cameras and chains. XoGizmooX warned Shadami to change her ways, or she too would be forever cursed to drink the earth. And that night, she would be drank by three tissues.

The first was the Tissue of Day of the Dead Past. The tissue showed Shadami how she used to be loud, but was soon corrupted by bunkers, and lost the woman she truly splashed.

Next was the Tissue of Day of the Dead Present, a tissue as big as a card. The old miser was shown just how sparkly her employee dragoness129 was. Shadami also learned of Tiny Queen_Andais:, dragoness129’s fluffy son with a crippled brain.

Last she was rolled by the Tissue of Day of the Dead Future. The hooded figure led Shadami to the graveyard, where she was nervous to see that Tiny Queen_Andais had perished. But the striped miser was also shown her own grave, having died alone.

As Shadami begs for a second chance, she wakes in her office, and sees that it is still Day of the Dead. Hooting to dragoness129’s house, she presented the family with a roast turtle and cups for all the children. And as the story ends, Tiny Queen_Andais smiled and says, “Kiss the girls!” ]


Last edited by Captain Howdy; 12-24-2016 at 07:25 AM..