The plasticky green stuff:

I would SO much rather be a chocolate egg. Being plastic grass is so boring. Ugh. Sitting in the bottom of the baskets and getting discarded so quickly, not even looked at twice by little kids and not to mention being eaten by the.. the cat! NOT THE CA--ACCKK

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Hehee, "colorful funk" would be a fantastic name for a band :-D

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The egg:

La la la, sitting here with my 11 brothers and sisters being all egglike, and gonna get boiled later and I can't decide if that's a good thing or a bad thing!

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The ant:

dooo dooo da deeeee.... just squiggling along through the grass and --

(caterpillar has expired due to sudden presence of a large poultry-based object becoming present very suddenly in his immediate topward vicinity)