The most prolific poster in my thread will receive the next five CI's as a prize for their efforts.

Second place poster will receive a DIY body piercing kit made from parts off of my 1977 El Camino.

Third place poster will be required to do a five year stint with the French Foreign Legion.

No mules, please.

Women who are pregnant or who may become pregnant shouldn't even be reading this.

Amane, you have been pre-disqualified. Just kidding. Just kidding.