I'm old, anyways. I turn 25 in January. I'll smack you all with my old-person cane.

-Rolls around on the ground until Aeokae is sitting on his hips and her hands are stabilized by his shoulders. "Trying to get close and personal, eh?" a mischevious voice asks when suddenly he uses his hip to THROW the mass of Aoekae over him so she is on her knees and hands. Wrapping his left leg around her right, and his left hand around her right arm, he has taken away 'two of the table's legs', and easily flips her over, pinning her, and has a dagger drawn and at her throat-