Your mom is so white and Southern, I swear man geez. I'm surprised she's not all racist on me!

*goes to sit on a stool*

I should be working on getting gold in Gaia but they're stingy when the gold count goes down as you post per day.

I don't take gum from you THAT much. Just once per pack, and the next time I check everything's gone.

Go kill that damn snake, and make a purse handle out of it. I shudder to imagine how long it is ><