i had a new friend come over to challenge me to video games. and I think he was all "i'm gonna flirt with this chick and let her win" and by the end of the day he was super focused on the game just to try to keep up with me. xD he complained about how badly he got crushed for the next month. "we're gonna play one of my games next time from a more modern system and than see who wins"

*blows on nails and polishes them on shirt* nintendo 64 crushed him! tehee