Oh.

Well, you need to leave Hogwarts, right? Then go to Hogsmeade, it should be straight ahead and then turn left, and you'll find the coolest most magical village ever, right? Alright then. Go up through the streets until you're almost out of the village, you should be able to see the Shrieking Shack from there, then turn left again and walk until you see the Hog's Head sign! It's a Hog's Head on wood. Got it?

Brrr, spinach! D: We should totally try some firewhiskey sometime. All of us. Let's get drunk, Wizard style!