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Captain Howdy
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Old 08-26-2016, 11:55 PM



This summer, Mom and Dad took me and my most awesome friend, Captain Howdy [] on a trip to the bathroom. The weather there is very meaningless. The bathroom has lots of letters, and they make hopeful waters there too. I wish I had one!

The people of the bathroom have such a despondent culture. They love to eat deep fried bananas and are very proud of their big ball.

Howdy and I went to see the sword of Kanye West, the most famous person in the bathroom. Howdy is a big fan, and was so surly, he almost wet his sock.

Knowing we'd have to eventually leave made me feel joy, but I know even if I should live to be 8675309, this is a trip i'll never jostle.

siaasgn:


I hear the bathroom is lovely this time of year.