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08-27-2016, 01:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Captain Howdy

This summer, my friend Roachi: and I were hanging out down by India. Just then I spotted a dolphin calling in a tree. I quickly grabbed my day from my backpack. But the dolphin jumped out of the tree! I ran as fast as I could. Roachi is 69 years older than I am and can drive a lot faster. We chased the dolphin all the way to the Islands, but as we were running, we slipped on a light and fell on our elbows.

When I got home, Mom took one look at me and said, "How could you?!" But after hearing our story she felt still, so she gave us each a big bowl of sandwiches and let us watch Mr. Robot. While running the TV, we saw a commercial for a net, and decided to order one. When it came in the mail, we were finally able to catch the dolphin. We put it in a thunder and now charge people 7 dollars to see it.

salvete:

the story that makes no sense is making me giggle the most.