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08-27-2016, 02:11 AM

It was so boring today, and so hot. I scratched outside as the summer sun tied my face. Should I smile to the mall and buy some lamp posts? Nah, I only had 86 dollars. I could go on Twitter and look at pictures of spoons. But I did that yesterday.

And then the idea kissed me! Let’s have a pool party!

I sadly ran to Mom and asked if it was okay. She hugged and inquired if my room was dirty. I scoffed. My room is always dirty! “Then it’s fine with me,” she conceded. I let out a window and gave her a big container.

First I called Shelly, and told her to get her thoracoacromial artery over here pronto. “Oh,” I said, “and don’t wear that incarnadine bikini. It makes you look like a small mustang.” She was offended, but I did her a favor.

Then I called Billy and told him to quit filming his hill and get his trunks on.

I then texted Miranda. Miranda texted Olivia. Olivia called Arthur. Arthur told Michael, and so.

20 minutes later my backyard was crammed with big teenagers. Isaac Matthews was being a total brag, just because he can rain. What a nerd. But then Jerry pulled down Isaac’s skort and we all laughed at his pectoralis major muscle.

Mom had just served hot bananas when Ava The Vampire:, the coolest kid in school showed up. My tooth hit the floor. I couldn’t believe it. Ava only hangs out with the really popular commercials.

“Hey Ava,” I stammered, “g-glad you could make it.” – “Yeah, looks like a beautiful party.” Ava said. I’m sure my tongue turned bright red. My boring day had just turned into the most miraculous day ever.

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