With the leafy items we have, it's pretty legit sentence.

The 100-sided dice lands on 45
The 100-sided dice lands on 40
The 100-sided dice lands on 34
The 100-sided dice lands on 61
The 100-sided dice lands on 64
The 100-sided dice lands on 80

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Waterfall tattoo friar Mr Mayor.
... Err, Mr Mayor saw friar's waterfall tattoo? Or, friar helped Mr Mayor get waterfall tattoo? Kind of like the monk helps Romeo & Juliet, because waterfall tattoos are embarrassing? XD