Originally Posted by Elirona

I found an Ugly Cake!

Username: Elirona
Link: Top 20 Most Ugly Wedding Cakes | The Bridal Buzz
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Describe it!: Do you even know how many diseases are found on one dollar bills? Do you KNOW HOW MANY STRIPPERS HAVE HAD THOSE ONE DOLLAR BILLS IN THEIR UNDERWEAR. DO YOU.

Originally Posted by Nephila

I found an Ugly Cake!

Username:Nephila
Link:Wedding Cakes | The Bridal Buzz
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Describe it!: eww! looks like a kids halloween party gag cake

Originally Posted by Woodlandnymph

I found an Ugly Cake!

Username: Woodlandnymph
Link:Wild West Cowboy Cake
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Describe it!: It feels like you can almost mosey on around this dusty looking cake town. I hope the tumble weeds are made out of shredded wheat!

Originally Posted by Xogizmoox

I found an Ugly Cake!Username: XoGIZMOoX
Link:Ugly+Wedding+Cake Image:
Describe it!!!: EARTHQUAKE HURRY GRAB THE CAKE!!! :/ well its fairly all there right mush a little bit here and that side looks straight I think :0 TIMBER IT'S GOING DOWN!!! >.<

Originally Posted by Izumi

I found an Ugly Cake!

Username: Izumi
Link: Pen and Paper: WHAT IS A CELEBRATION WITHOUT A CAKE?
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Describe it!: Do you know how hard this one was? There were some FABULOUSLY ugly cakes. This one stole my heart, though, as it looked like someone took a bunch of boxed cakes and stacked them on top of one another kitty corner then tried really hard to do some lettering on the side...I feel like I could of made a better boxed birthday cake.

There were some fantastic zombie cakes, one where the bride shoves the groom off the cake, and 'the hunt is over' in a wonderful hunting motif and the bride dragging the groom with a groom with a shotgun in her arm. These were all very skillfully done, just rather tacky. This one was just...very sad.

Originally Posted by `Kitami

I found one I wanted, but then I found it somewhere else and found out it was a groom cake, and I didn't know if that would count.....but then I found this one anyway.

I found an Ugly Cake!

Username: `Kitami
Link: FEESH!
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Describe it!: Its a pile of dead, bloody sharks. I want to know the story. Are they JAWS fans? Are they avid fishermen? Do they share a fear of sharks that they are trying to conquer on their wedding day? WHY DID THEY THINK THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?

Originally Posted by shinigamikarasu

I found an Ugly Cake!

Username: shinigamikarasu
Link: Ugly Wedding Cakes
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Describe it!: I can certainly see why they would want to hide this cake.

Originally Posted by Hadsvich

I found an Ugly Cake!

Username:
Link: Top 20 Most Ugly Wedding Cakes | The Bridal Buzz
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Describe it!: Sushi Wedding Cake? Why?? & What's up with the rubber duckies?

Originally Posted by EirianHikari

I found an Ugly Cake!

Username: EirianHikari
Link: Unusual Wedding Cakes
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Describe it!: The perfect way to say you only have eyes for each other?.....

Originally Posted by steelmagghia

I actually really like the finned sharks cake. It's a good message about why shark fin soup at weddings is a terrible practice.

I found an Ugly Cake!

Username: steelmagghia
Link:Cake Wrecks - Home - Gag Me & LacezMe
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Describe it!: They put ACTUAL LACE on a cake! WHY?!?!?

Originally Posted by Rochiel Silverfire

I found an Ugly Cake!

Username:Rochiel Silverfire
Link:You've Gone Way, Way Too Far: The 'Till Death Do Us Part' Severed Bride & Groom Heads Wedding Cake | Geekologie
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Describe it!: Do...Do I have to? It really kinda speaks for itself...At least it would, if their vocal chords hadn't been severed...Can you imagine eating that?! Doing the "feed your spouse" bit and feeding your hubby his own pastry eyeball? Or worse, yours?! *shudders*

Originally Posted by BellyButton

I found an Ugly Cake!

Username: BellyButton
Link: Amethyst Geode Wedding Cake
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Guest: "Is that like.. an elephant leg with a strange disease?"
Other guest: "Shhh - I think it's a sea anemone."

Describe it!: Impress your geologist friends with this one-of-a-kind geode cake! You won't have to worry about anyone stealing the rings from its creepy mouth-like surface, but you should probably pick off the rock candy before serving - maybe get some mini-pickaxes so your guests can pick their own piece! Harharhar

Originally Posted by DariaMorgendorfer

I found an Ugly Cake!

Username:DariaMorgendorfer
Link:http://blogs.villagevoice.com/forkintheroad/wed6.jpg
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Describe it!: For a bride good enough to eat? Seriously, I think her cake has a worse dress than she does! Do they save her head and eat it a year later? Sheesh what a hot mess!

Originally Posted by Seito

I found an Ugly Cake!

Username: Seito
Link:CoolPictureGallery: 14 Weirdest Wedding Cakes
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Describe it!:At first glance it looks like poop, at second glance well... jabba the hut? Oh c'mon! Jabba the hut who kept Princess Leia as a slave in the movie? D: What does that say about your love life?! If you're going to do a star wars cake at least do it of one of the good guys!

Originally Posted by Dystopia

I found an Ugly Cake!

Username: Dystopia
Link: http://www.buzzfeed.com/jessicamisen...ing-cake-fails
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Describe it!: Are we even trying anymore? Or did the bride really not wanna hurt her aunt's feelings by declining to let her bake her "famous" coffee cake for the wedding?

Originally Posted by wish

I found an Ugly Cake!

Username: wish
Link: x
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Describe it! it is a makeshift cake made from bananas...and it looks like the food glutton threw up in it.

Originally Posted by Ri'Staraa

I found an Ugly Cake!

Username: Kasumi Ocada (Ri's my mule)
Link: Arsham Creative Wedding Cakes | Cakes Gallery
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Describe it!: What?! Just... why? What is going on here....? Can I smash it?

Originally Posted by Emma Corrin

I found an Ugly Cake!

Username: Emma Corrin
Link: wedding-cake-weird-2 : theBERRY
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Describe it!: GATHER YOUR STAKES AND PITCHFORKS!! Or your machine guns and aircraft. Either way, that bride and groom are going DOWN! Apparently their wedding party just HATED them, so they came after them on their wedding day and tried to murder them and make the whole place come crashing down. Way to say congratulations!! I think they would have preferred a blender. Lesson to all future wedding planners: DON'T MAKE YOUR WEDDING PARTY GO TO AN UGLY WEDDING AND WEAR UGLY OUTFITS. YOU'LL PAY FOR IT!!!! But seriously though, who orders this cake??! o_O;

Originally Posted by hummy

I found an Ugly Cake!

Username: hummy
Link:ugly wedding cake
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Describe it!:do the petals really make the 'bleeding wedding cake' look pretty? what's up with that?

Originally Posted by Dystopia

I found an Ugly Centerpiece!

Username: Dystopia
Link: Common Mistakes: Centerpieces | PrestonBailey.com
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Describe it!: What are yo talking about? This can't -possibly- go wrong...

Originally Posted by Nephila

I found an Ugly Centerpiece!

Username:Nephila
Link:The Bowie Bride: Hipster Bride Style Guide: Centerpieces + Decor
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Describe it!: Maybe for a family BBQ, but not a wedding.

Originally Posted by Hadsvich

Originally Posted by Emma Corrin

I found an Ugly Centerpiece!

Username: Emma Corrin
Link: The Bowie Bride: Hipster Bride Style Guide: Centerpieces + Decor
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Describe it!: "Feed me, Seymour, FEED MEEEE!" I mean, if you're going with a Little Shop of Horrors theme to your wedding, this is definitely perfect, or even a Beetlejuice theme. But otherwise, this is just creepy....
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Username: Woodlandnypmh
Link:Western Centerpiece
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Describe it!: Nothing says romantic western wedding like a bale o' hay, jar of unidentifiable yellow stuff, and a cattle brand. Just hope little cousin Timmy and Billy don't get the idea of puttin' that brand in Cookie's dinner fire! Ouch!

Originally Posted by DariaMorgendorfer

I found an Ugly Centerpiece!

Username:DariaMorgendorfer
Link:http://media.offbeatbride.com/wp-con...01/mermice.jpg
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Describe it!: Under the sea, Under the sea! Darling it is better, when your mice are wetter take it from me!

Okay I have NO idea why anyone would make a mouse into a mermaid, and even less why one would want that for their wedding, but I googled it and found it so...Yeah.....Tacky Tacky Tacky!!!

Originally Posted by wish

I found an Ugly Centerpiece!

Username: wish
Link: 5 Creative (and Chic) Wedding Centerpieces from Etsy | Sour Cherry
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Describe it!: It's a bright red teapot with matching fake flowers and feathers. Whaaaattt?? Actually, most of these 5 "chic" wedding centerpieces are equally awful. It was hard to choose.

Originally Posted by Seito

I found an Ugly Centerpiece!

Username: Seito
Link: http://www.bridalguide.com/photo-of-...ng-centerpiece
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Describe it!:Why on earth would you want your flowers hanging upside down? At that height your guests are gonna spend more time worried that the centerpiece is going to FALL DOWN AND CRUSH THEM then to enjoy their food.

Originally Posted by hummy

I found an Ugly Centerpiece!

Username: hummy
Link: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/i...0jw2OBL5F9YaFQ
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Describe it!under the sea wedding? i think it would look pretty in a fishie tank!

Originally Posted by steelmagghia

I found an Ugly Centerpiece!

Username: steelmagghia
Link: Angee's Eventions: Football Themed Wedding Ideas
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Describe it!: ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL?!?

Username: BellyButton
Link: Photo Lantern Wedding Centerpiece
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Describe it!: You were smart to select a lit centerpiece for your subterranean wedding. Now let's just hope your guests appreciate the disfigured shadow silhouettes of you and your betrothed as they illuminate the mine walls!

Originally Posted by GummyBearKisses

I found an Ugly Centerpiece!

Username: Gummybearkisses
Link:Strolling Tables glide through your party serving hors d'oeuvres! Living tables are perfect for corporate events weddings birthdays and sweet 16s. | Screaming Queens Drag Entertainment

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Describe it!: We get to take home the centerpieces right , she's hot ? These centerpieces are sure to keep you entertained their soo life like REAL PEOPLE =)

Originally Posted by Xogizmoox

I found an Ugly Wedding Gown!Username: XoGIZMOoX
Link: Wedding Attire Made Out Of Condoms
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Describe it!!!: It's made out of WHAT??? Oh my gosh :0 I guess these two can use their wedding outfits for the honeymoon I just hope their not used ones their wearing now ,eeeeew!!!!

Originally Posted by Hadsvich

Originally Posted by Kasumi Ocada

I found an Ugly Wedding Gown!

Username: Kasumi Ocada
Link: https://www.etsy.com/listing/1718017...w_type=gallery
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Describe it!: I think this masterpiece of tacky color/pattern clash needs no introduction. It is made of many, many colorful Jerry Garcia silk ties, all painstakingly "color coordinated" by its creator. The only thing more shocking and headache-inducing than the chaotic color scheme is the price tag - $3,250.00

After all that and the pain of putting "121 passion filled, laborious hours" into it, no wonder she has an "all sales final. No returns, no exchanges" policy. ;)

Originally Posted by Emma Corrin

I found an Ugly Wedding Gown!

Username: Emma Corrin
Link: ugly wedding dresses fashion show | BlogOnSuccess.com
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Describe it!: Anyone forget to take a bath? Don't worry. I've got you covered. Just take a bar of soap from my dress!! You might need it after seeing some of those gown atrocities out there! I had seen so many dresses that had tops that barely covered the nipple or hidden garden, and considered one of those because really, WHO THE HELL WEARS SOMETHING LIKE THAT?! But then I found this beauty. A gown of bars of soap. Just.. Yeah.

Originally Posted by EirianHikari

I found an Ugly Wedding Gown!

Username: EirianHikari
Link: Ugliest Wedding Dresses of all Time
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Describe it!: Let's just hope the groom's suit isn't covered in push pins.

Originally Posted by `Kitami

I found an Ugly Wedding Gown!

Username: `Kitami
Link: {beep} {boop}
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Describe it!: Guys. Guys, its made of cream puffs. Its a dress made from cream puffs! Her fiance, a Ukrainian pastry chef, designed (and I suppose also created) it. It weighs 20 pounds and was made in 2 months from 1,500 cream puffs! Much like the white chocolate dress I saw, this seems like an absolute freaking disaster in the summer heat! And who wants to wear a dress made from food? I mean, you couldn't do anything and I think it would be sticky. And I don't know about you, but where I come from, kids (and some adults) at the ceremony would be picking these off of her as she walked past them down the aisle, from a combination of boredom and hunger!

Originally Posted by Dystopia

I found an Ugly Wedding Gown!

Username: Dystopia
Link: Seven Outrageous Wedding Gowns | Divine Caroline
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Describe it!: HUMAN HAIR. THAT'S ALL HUMAN HAIR. WHY.

Originally Posted by shinigamikarasu

I found an Ugly Wedding Gown!

Username: shinigamikarasu
Link: Bad Wedding Dresses
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Describe it!: I'm sure it was very fashionable back in the 80's...

Originally Posted by ~LONGCAT~

I found an Ugly Wedding Gown!

Username:~LONGCAT~
Link:Urban Outfitters - Blog - Wedding Dress Cake
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Describe it!:Can't wait for the reception to eat your cake? Make your dress out of cake!!

Originally Posted by Avalei

I found an Ugly Wedding Gown!

Username: Avalei
Link: You’ll be Sorry in the Morning: Top 5 Most Ridiculous Wedding Dress Trends | The Best Wedding Blog Ever by Marilyn's Keepsakes
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Describe it!: Hi Im the bride here are my breasts.

I found lots of bad dresses but I remember seeing this one on TV.

Originally Posted by Nephila

I found an Ugly Wedding Gown!

Username:Nephila
Link:Top 10 ugliest wedding dresses you will ever see... a potato sack would be better! - Dose
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Describe it!: It's a Bride! No it's a Plane...NO IT'S UGLY DRESS!

Originally Posted by Izumi

I found an Ugly Wedding Gown!

Username: Izumi
Link: Honestly...I can't remember.
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Describe it!: I think the image speaks for itself...

Originally Posted by Shadami

I found an Ugly Wedding Gown!

Username:shadami
Link:http://blissbride.net/category/housekeeping/
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Describe it!: I'm sure it seems like a fantastic idea to most. Trash the dress, roll in mud, or get covered in paint. But let's hope you bought the dress yourself, or the people that spent money on you so you could have your dream day could be awfully mad. Hope it doesn't break up friendships or families.

just saying.. i actually really love this one, but i wouldn't do it as a wedding dress.

Originally Posted by GummyBearKisses

I found an Ugly Wedding Gown!

Username: Gummybearkisses
Link:lloydnalex's travel blog : 10. KAMAKURA - ITS A NICE DAY FOR A WHITE WEDDING
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Describe it!: I know the hat vail is part of their custom and I hate to make fun of it BUT it looks kind of EGG~citting to wear that EGGY HAT =)


Does this count for this contest ?

Originally Posted by Seito

I found an Ugly Wedding Gown!

Username: Seito
Link: Taste the rainbow. | Ugly, Ugly Weddings and Dresses | Pinterest
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Describe it!:Look, there's a right way and a wrong way to do rainbow wedding gown dresses. This is the wrong way. In fact it looks like a preschooler did this one. D:

Originally Posted by Woodlandnymph

I found an Ugly Wedding Gown!

Username:Woodlandnypmh
Link:Western Wedding Gown
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Describe it!: Gotta round out that Old West theme with MORE DENIM!!!! Bridesmaids.....Groomsmen and now here comes the bride! She's ready to ride off into the tacky sunset.

Originally Posted by DariaMorgendorfer

I found an Ugly Wedding Gown!

Username:DariaMorgendorfer
Link:http://www.ianlivingstone.net/blog/w...bf_625x352.jpg
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Describe it!: HELP! I am lost in a cloud of cotton candy! PINK, PINK and more PINK! Yes, this dress is SOOOOO BIGGGGG she can't even sit properly!

Originally Posted by BellyButton

P.S. Thank you so much for accepting centerpiece entries today! I got super busy IRL just after I was done being super busy on Mene.



I found an Ugly Wedding Gown!

Username: BellyButton
Link: Pink Mermaid Ruffle Wedding Gown
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Guest: Oh my lord, is that a mermaid gown?
Other Guest: I TOLD YOU the cake was a sea anemone!

Describe it!: You've managed to stick with the theme thus far, but when it came to actually picking your gown, you had to go with your heart. It's not practical, and you might have to kick one of your 22 guests up to the surface to accommodate your lower half, but damn it, it's your day and you're worth it! They can call you Madonna of the Mines!

Originally Posted by hummy

AND A BONUS ROUND!

Ugly Wedding Gowns!
username:hummy
link:uglist wedding dress of all time
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description:WTH i am totally speachless. i would be ripping off the orange bottom portion of the dress. it's like 3 designers sewed this together but no one got the memo on what this dress was meant to look like! *puts black bar over brides eyes* this is a fashion wedding DON;T! and these two chicka's in the back.....look in the mirror lady's*gives black bars to them too*

Originally Posted by steelmagghia

And for the bonus round:

I found an Ugly Wedding Gown!

Username: steelmagghia
Link: Wedding Dress Fail - Yves St Laurent 1965
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Describe it!: Let's face it. This is a giant knitted tampon.