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Old 12-22-2016, 10:30 PM



salvete:

[Winter had come and snow covered the ground. It was nearly 99 feet deep! Perfect weather to blow a snowman. I put on my hoodie and went outside.

First I rolled out three giant pentagons and stacked them on top of each other. I used marbles for eyes, and a panzerotto for a nose. Then I placed Dad's old sock around it's neck.

I named the snowman hummy:. It was sweet! So sweet, that I swear it was alive!

Suddenly, hummy moved it's thumb, making me jump. It winked and said, "I love you!" in a tired voice. It's was the swirliest thing I ever heard!

hummy started to hug toward me, shaking it's nostrils, all the while barking like a koala! I was so clingy, I nearly kissed my pants!

I ran toward the house, but hummy the Snowman was on my bottom lip. It followed me inside and into the dining room! I was cornered. But then I saw Mom's hair closer! I pointed it at the snowman and shouted, "See you in Puerto Rico!" hummy screamed, "How could you?!", and melted into a puddle of honey.

Next time, i'll stick to making snow wyverns.]