Not-Keith got bored of the bags he had carried off and chucked them in a bin, heading back down into the now noisy common room. Instead of joining the throng as any regular sensible soul might, he chose this moment to climb onto the handrail, letting himself drop and catching the bars of same with the backs of his knees so he was now hanging, batlike, over the rail.

This caused him to lose his bellhop cap, but he wasn't sure he needed it at this point anyway.

He grinned crazily at Hattie, as she'd just walked in. "Oh hi!" he said, but whether he was saying hello or just pointing out that he was, indeed 'hi' up off the ground at the mo remained an uncertain thing.