I HAS AN ENTRY =D
Username: Satomi
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Mr. Mayor: I'm not any ordinary mayor. I'm also a magician! *snap* Ooh! Be amazed! I call it, the Deadly Pirate Hook!

Channah: Oh my golly! You look just like a real pirate! *cough cough* When did this chain come over my neck?

Mr. Mayor: Shh... everything's gonna be alright... just go to sleep crazy lady... VICK! DRUG HER NOW!