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Madlib# 8

Captain Howdy

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There once was a taco, his name was Brunhilda Von Squeakypants. Like everyone else, he started at level 3,857. His journey began in the Paris, Texas Town Square. He tried to make allies with a few squirrels there, but no one wanted to join him, so he went to a strip club by himself. He encountered a weed whacker just a few steps in. His options were to attack, flee, or munch. He unnaturally attacked, but missed. The monster was too enormous. He had to use his special power, or otherwise it’d be game over!
“Way to go, Grandma” he shouted as he dodged a blow from the beast. He counterattacked with a butter to the creature’s weak point. The monster seemed close to defeat. However, before he could deal the last blow, it beat! His health points dropped very low. How could he got out of this tv evangelist!?

spicedroses

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There once was a serf , his name was Joe. Like everyone else, he started at level 46. His journey began in the Kmart Town Square. He tried to make allies with a few rockets there, but no one wanted to join him, so he went to Vermont by himself. He encountered a mountain just a few steps in. His options were to attack, flee, or kiss. He longingly attacked, but missed. The monster was too horny. He had to use his special power, or otherwise it’d be game over!
“[x]” he shouted as he dodged a blow from the beast. He counterattacked with a cheese to the creature’s weak point. The monster seemed close to defeat. However, before he could deal the last blow, it skipped! His health points dropped very low. How could he got out of this iris!?

Shadami

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There once was a mirror, his name was Amy. Like everyone else, he started at level 37. His journey began in the Paris Town Square. He tried to make allies with a few paintings there, but no one wanted to join him, so he went to a museum by himself. He encountered a sword just a few steps in. His options were to attack, flee, or run. He quickly attacked, but missed. The monster was too rich. He had to use his special power, or otherwise it’d be game over!
“Yowza” he shouted as he dodged a blow from the beast. He counterattacked with a money to the creature’s weak point. The monster seemed close to defeat. However, before he could deal the last blow, it imagined! His health points dropped very low. How could he got out of this spoon!?