MApril Fools Contest

MApril Fools!

What you say, April Fools day is over? Yeah, I don't care. Here on Menewsha, MApril fools day jokes are being done in May? Why? Because we likes it that way, Muahahaha!

SOoooo, here's the low down on my contest this go round. I like a good joke, especially a trick. Sooo, for your avatar, you can be the jokester or the victim. In needs to be CREATIVE. What? CREATIVE? What's that mean? If I get 101 pies in the face...I'll be a sad Daria.

I also want a description of what your avatar is portraying. For example, here's a description for my avatar.

Daria was all dolled up for a night on the town, which for her meant getting a slice with her best friend Jane. Then out of no where, Peeblo showed up. Before Daria could run or take cover, BAM! Daria has a pie in the face. Peeblo stared at his masterful work and giggled. "That's what you get for helping that stupid cat Yumeh to shred my favorite joke box" cackled Peeblo, and he ran off before Daria could retaliate.

YES, I read these entries. And YES, you are judged both on your avatar AND on your entry description.

Sooo, No description, no entry.

You have a 5 sentence minimum. Don't make me define a sentence, I know you guys are smarter than that.

You can enter only once

MApril Fools Contest
Avatar Image:
Username:
Trickster, or Victim
description

BOTH TRICKSTER AND VICTIM:

bloodstainedwings
well... sometimes we get a little drunk in the country and we think its a good idea to light a bag of poop on fire and put it on someones doorstep. and sometimes... just sometimes... the prankster gets things a little wrong.... this was one of those times... i accidentally lite my hair on fire and lost the bag o poop somewhere. and now i need to stop drop and roll... hopefully i dont roll through the poop! XD
Entries Trickster:


Death_to_the_reaper
She waited until all the lights went out in the house. The only thing she had was a few rolls of toilet paper and smiles as she tosses the first few rolls of toilet paper at the house and trees in the yard. Her teacher that lived there deserved it for giving her Saturday school the weekend she was supposed to go to a concert. When the upstairs light came on she threw one last roll at the house and ran down the street to her boyfriend's car. They sped off into the night in triumph.

superstition
They were vain, thought they were better than everyone else. One night, she put on her costume used to protect her identity, and went to their favorite hangout, the local outdoor mall. Waiting in the shadows, she grinned with an evil desire as she rubbed her balloon, Luney. Finally, they came by, klucking like chickens and playing with their lipgloss. She crept farther into the shadows until they'd past her. Suddenly she jumped out and touched each of them, giving the uppies the static shock of their lives. Jumping back into the shadows, she glowed with vengeful pride as they screamed and cried. "We did it, Luney," she cued to her balloon. She couldn't wait til the next night.....


EirianHikari
Eiri was so bored, she could hardly stand it, but she got an idea! Knowing it was Mapril Fools........and remembering zthat Lance didn't like Santa Clause, Eiri when to work. She pulled all the Christmas stuff she could and dressed herself up. When Eiri saw Lance leave, she jumped out suddenly from behind a bush, In a very........Christmasy leap. Lance jumped back startled, then Eiri reveled herself, light heartedly apologizing for her little prank.

Vickyll3
Vicky's friend thought it would be sooo! funny to trick her and get her a box with a live chicken instead of actual chicken! She checked her calender and noticed it was MApril fools day... She shock her head and laughed out loud....
Vicky's friends doesnt know that she is a secret serial chicken killer; and that they have made her day! Guess the real fools are clucked.

neller
Look at this sweet, old woman. Everyone is in love with her amazing baked goods. Especially her pie! But, like everyone who grows old, this poor woman lost control of some of her body functions and tends to leave a toot with each step she makes. This subjects this poor old woman to teasing and jokes from those who enjoy her pies, all in good fun, of course. But one day, she decided she'd get those who tease her back. As she baked one of her delicious pies, the woman slipped an extra, secret ingredient into her pie, an ingredient she knew would give her a good laugh. When she finished this special pie, the old woman went into town and gave pie to her usual taste testers and shared an exceptionally delicious pie with them. After eating the pie, everyone chatted for a while. An hour later, the group turned into a chorus of tooting and pooting which was followed by a wave of laughter.

Kin-Akari
When the Mayor's away, the Kitsune will play!
It's MApril Fools, and Kin has gathered her tools!
Shovels and wrenches and buggies, oh my!
Watch out dear Menes for your cars and trucks, cuz when they *ehem* "break down" that really sucks!
Who knew this little girl knew a spark plug from a pearl?

Nephila
Recipe to summon your very own trickster demon
You will need:
A natural stony clearing in the dark LULZ wood
Silly String
Glow in the dark paint
Blood of a rubber chicken
Food Items (favorites provided in method)
Coins or other shiny items
Method:
First, find your self a natural stony clearing in the dark LULZ wood. zIt must be a LULZ wood to work, The ROFL or ROFLMAO will not work. zWhen you've found your clearing "bless" the area with silly string saying "TEH POWER OF DERP COMPLES U!" thirteen times, or until the silly string is gone. zWhen your done the Trickers blessing you'll have it's attention. z
Second, you'll need to bring it to it's full corporeal state. To do this you'll need to paint ancient dirty jokes in it's demonic language. zOn the outer ring paint the name (or names) of the people you want to see pranked by the demon. zIn the middle write what prank you'd like to pull. zWhen you've done this you must sacrifice a rubber chicken while reciting "kcuFsekiLkcuPkcuBehT" Backwards. (or other dirty lyric) z z
Lastly, once you've successfully summoned your demon, be sure to tip it generously. zFeed it before you talk to it, if you forget this step it will disappear uninterested. zThey favor candy, pickles, booze, and butterflies (more brightly coloured the better). zAlso gold coins can help to distract it long enough to keep from playing it's tricks on you if it didn't like the meal you provided. zThis is not because it values currency. zBut because it loves shiny things.z
WARNING! An unpassified or angered trickster demon can be volatile to say the least. zRanging from minor stalking and thieving behaviors (I thought I put my keys in my purse...what was that?) to more malevolent kind (leaving dead things around your yard, tripping people, pushing off tall heights)
Also, don't wear anything shiny while summoning. zIt will become enamored with you and play mean tricks on any future suitors or beloveds. zIf your eyes are green cover them with a blindfold. zThey're highly attracted to that colour.

Entries Victim:


silverbeam
So My first sleepover was going great! Me and some of the guys from school, chilling, playing video games, eating junk food.... that was until I fell asleep. I awoke to a wet hand and an even wetter pair of boxers. "You guys are so dead!" I screamed a battle cry launching into an epic pillow fight. We will see who gets the last laugh.

KatMagenta
Spicy food is the greatest! The hotter the better. After years of subjecting my friends to my special extra hot Vindaloo or my 'nuclear' chicken wings they decided to get their own back. Knowing I wouldn't be able to resist, they challenged me to eat a whole chilli pepper. Ha, I eat chilli for breakfast- well, cereal doesn't have the same kick without some chilli flakes. However, they didn't tell me this particular pepper was a Naga chilli. Up to 100 times hotter than a jalapeño! Anyone got any milk?

Kamikaze Kendra
Kendra was getting all dolled up for a fancy ball when she noticed that something awful was happening... she was breaking out on the lower half of her face! All panicked and ready to cancel her outing, her roommate Jen had a helpful solution and ran to retrieve an unlabeled bottle from the medicine cabinet. Claiming that it was some kind of miracle cure for zits that she'd seen on an infomercial, she helped Kendra slather her problem area with the liquid in the bottle. Five minutes of itchy annoyance later, Kendra sauntered over to the mirror to see if the solution had done anything yet... and it most certainly had. Her acne might have been gone, but it was hard to tell thanks to the massive brown beard that was currently covering it! Needless to say, her plans were cancelled.

GwenaHikari
Gwena stood in her kitchen doing one of her most favorite things, baking. She just about finished mixing the filling for her last pie, when Yumeh runs into the kitchen. Yumeh smiling mischievously tears through Gwena's kitchen, climbing on top of her counter and sending her pies flying! Gwena tries to catch them but fails, herself and her kitchen now covered in pie, Yumeh triumphantly scurries off with one of the cakes she made earlier. Gwena's sister Eirian laughs from the living room, having been the one who let Yumeh in, "that's what you get for not letting me have a taste".

Knerd
Knerd was so excited to be invited to prom! She wasn't very popular in school, so this was a dream come true. She even won Prom Queen! But just as she walked on stage and received her crown, those darn mean girls from gym class turned a bucket over her head and Knerd was drenched. She started to panic, but just happened to lick her lips and realized - Hey, it's only jam! Thank goodness, who could be angry over something so sweet? Knerd smiled to herself and left prom with both a crown and a snack.

Antagonist
"What a nice relaxing day for once." Tsinogatna thought as he rinsed himself in a cool lake in a remote mountain area. Things had been hectic when a community website of dancing cats with toast on their heads he had made out of boredom had raised an expected amount of attention. The journalists and fans simply wouldn't leave him alone! Just because the website was suddenly worth millions in stock (for some reason, he still didn't understand how), he had been stalked up and down whenever and wherever he went out. Then a friend, who had gotten wind of things, had invited him over to stay at a private luxury resort that his parents owned. And now, he could finally enjoy a few days of peace and quiet.

Half an hour of soaking later, he decided it was about time to get up and out of the water. Reaching over to his side, he grabbed his towel and stood up, intending to find his clothes that he had left somewhere near a tree. Suddenly, flashes of light exploded in front of his eyes, temporarily blinding him with their brightness. "What the...?!" He yelled.

"Kyaaaa!! Tsinogi-samaaaaa!!!!" "Mr. Tsinogatna, what is your opinion on the recent rising of animal-awareness....?" "Mister Tsinogatna..." "Kyaaaa!!" "Mr..."

"Oh for the love of...Can't a man get a little privacy here?!!! (ノ‵ 口′)ノ～┴─┴ "


Woodlandnypmh
Zip Van Pinkle was taking a walk through his favorite woods one lovely May evening, walking stick in hand and a spring in his step. Suddenly, to his surprise, he saw dancing lights in the distance. 'Huh.... what could those be?!' He thought, as he climbed through the bracken and briars. In and in he went following the lights, but they never appeared any closer. He found himself entangled in a particularly large pricker bush. By the time he fought his way through, pulling leaves from his glossy hair, he stumbled into a clearing...
...And stepped straight into a faery toadstool circle. He heard a distinct giggle before everything went black.
When Zip came too, he felt distinctly more....creaky. He pushed himself off the ground, and slowly stood up. His knees knocked, he felt a tooth or two missing, and he felt quite the breeze on his head. And while he raised his hands to investigate his newly bald pate, he got tangled up in a luxurious beard. "Awwww nuts," he weezed, and used his former walking stick as a cane too hobble out.

A few hours later, Zip re-entered the woods, grumbling and looking once again for the mushroom circle. The last words a passer-by claimed he heard Zip say was something about 'not even having music videos any more on MTV'.

Seito
“The mangy cat!” shrieked Seito.
Today had been so perfect. She, a proud Peeblo fangirl, had found the ultimate treasure a Peeblo box! They were insanely rare and any Peeblo fan worth their salt had at least one. It had been just sitting there alongside the road. Greedily she had snatched it up and ran off. There were stories how each box contained a different Peeblo item including the ever rare Peeblo plushie to the more common Mischief Maker outfit.
Only when she opened the box a Yumeh doll jumped out of it and started to scratch her! On her face! Seito gashed her teeth and threw the doll against the wall by its tail. She knew exactly who was behind this. Oh this meant war! Those Yumeh fans won’t even know what hit them!

Ascadellia
Asca was enjoying a nice day out by the tree, watching the clouds go by with her loyal companion when all of a sudden, she was bombarded with waterballoons!! Soaked, she jumped up to try and shake some water off of herself. She was surprised at another one hitting her. It wasn't over yet?? Apparently, her other friends thought it was the perfect day to 'cool off'. Her companion was Not pleased and tried to defend her, but, what she didn't expect was for the balloon to go Over her friend. While this little prank was a nice way to cool off, she'd wished she wasn't pummeled while almost taking a nap!!