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#23
Old 12-23-2016, 01:40 AM



@Lavinia

[Good evening, ladies and trees! I’m @Amane with your smelly weather report!

Winter is in full force and tomorrow’s weather is going to be tall. In the early morning, a loud front will be crying down from Iceland. This means we can expect white winds and falling snowballs by the afternoon.

Wind velocity will be around 66 miles an hour, and temperature highs should be around 7 degrees. So if you’re venturing out tomorrow, be sure to wear dry pants and a helmet on your head. And for you commuters, don’t forget to put those dogs on your tires.

If you’re headed toward the coast, expect the weather to be dry with a chance of scattered sheep.

And for all you kids worried about Thor fighting the hut. Don’t jump. I’m sure he and his 21 goats will be fine. So look forward to those cabins under your tree!

That’s the weather. As always, I’m Amane. Stay dark, and happy holidays!]