Yeah, no sad kitten story telling, please. :gonk: Tell us of happy kittens! Only happy kittens.

Alright, you're in! For the first month or so your room will in the tool shed guest suite adjacent to the compound. Your duty as a new recruit will be to be our slave help out the older members with day-to-day tasks. Good behavior will move you up to level 1 a little sooner, and likewise, bad behavior will make it take longer. Upon reaching level 1 (which also requires a voluntary contribution of at least $500), you will move to a new room in the compound, which you will be sharing with one or two roommates, and you'll be issued a track suit.