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Captain Howdy
L'Enfant Terrible
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Assistant Administrator
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12-23-2016, 07:03 AM
 
Shadami:
[Winter had come and snow covered the ground. It was nearly 37 feet deep! Perfect weather to climb a snowman. I put on my bikini and went outside.
First I rolled out three giant triagles and stacked them on top of each other. I used pizzas for eyes, and a taco for a nose. Then I placed Dad's old scarf around it's neck.
I named the snowman salvete:. It was edible! So edible, that I swear it was alive!
Suddenly, salvete moved it's bone, making me jump. It winked and said,"Holy Snowman Batman!" in a beautiful voice. It's was the hardest thing I ever heard!
salvete started to think toward me, shaking it's arms, all the while barking like a turtle! I was so fiery, I nearly ran my pants!
I ran toward the house, but salvete the Snowman was on my nose. It followed me inside and into the spa! I was cornered. But then I saw Mom's hair counter! I pointed it at the snowman and shouted, "See you in Narnia!" salvete screamed, "GrrrrFURGERBURGER!", and melted into a puddle of ooze.
Next time, i'll stick to making snow dragons.]
 
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