06-29-2012, 06:24 AM
A loud gargled snore escaped him as Kemper involuntarily shifted in his sleep. He didn't shift by much in the tight drawer, but he wouldn't notice. Another gargled snore and one eye opened a sliver. He was uncomfortable. He only snored when he was uncomfortable and now his snoring had woken him up. Where was his pillow? Why was his room so cold?
Kemper's eyes opened groggily as he moved to sit up immediately hitting his forehead on something cold and metal. That wasn't how he usually woke, but, he'd woken in worse situations. Kemper yawned, oblivious to what was happening to him. He lay there for a moment waking up before clearing his throat. "Okay guys, you got me." But there was no response.
Shimmying and wriggling and pushing around until he figured out that he could move his "bed" by placing his hands on the roof of it and pushing, Kemper opened the body drawer. He sat up and looked around the dimly lit room as he rubbed haphazardly at the red spot on his forehead. A morgue? Damn. This prank definitely topped all of the ones he'd played on those guys.
Grumbling angrily as he climbed out of the drawer, Kemper was already plotting his revenge prank. Across the room, the door was open and he headed towards it, thinking of nothing but his friends who were surely in the next room having a laugh at his expense. As he took a step, his shoe landed in a small puddle and Kemper lost his balance. He tried to grab onto the table beside him, but alas, his hand grasped a slippery surface and before he knew it he was on his back on the floor.
Just fucking great, he thought. What was all this crap on the floor anyway? He sat up and brought his wet hand up to look at the substance that had caused him to lose his grip on the table. For a long moment, Kemper sat there in the floor staring at the crimson liquid dripping from his hand. Out of the corner of his eye, he could see something poking out from the other side of the table. He couldn't be sure what it was, but he was beginning to assume his friends were really taking this too far...
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