If it's a weekend stalker, it's probably me. I stalk mene while doing math and figured I was such a BAMF that I could stalk a stalker and all of those associated.

Actually, I stalk many of the good folks around here, especially old roleplay partners. As I sit about studying and IM-ing school chums, I like to be reminded of how passionately I don't want to be near numbers or exchanging class notes.