K 9:03PM: [attached wineandicecream.jpg]

image is of mint chocolate chip ice cream beside a bottle of expensive wine; both of which are sitting on a spotless counter top with plates neatly tucked away in their respective trays. There's a hard to read sticky note in the back that says "Kiss the cook."

S 9:04PM: LOL, it's a good thing your roommate is a neat freak.
K 9:04PM: 'tis true. Scythe is clean, especially for a man. Heli is such a lucky lady! He'll tidy up all her messes and then some!
S 9:04PM: And hey, you were the two complaining about not liking men. All the women I know eat ice cream and drink wine whenever men piss them off--regardless of breakup or not!
K 9:05PM: Wait
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S 9:06PM: -_- Yes, I am cheating on both you and my precious Eli.
K 9:06PM: >.>
K 9:06PM: <.<
K 9:06PM: >.>
S 9:06PM: -_- You know all about it.
K 9:06PM: >.> No I don't. You still haven't told me who!
K 9:06PM: <.< I can't trust you
K 9:06PM: >.> You're holding out
S 9:07PM: I'll tell you when it's not relevant anymore, bro. Until then, just know it ended on a bad note and I don't want to talk about it.
K 9:07PM: WHAT?! BUT IT WAS TRUE LOVE
S 9:07PM: Oh god, don't start that shit with me
K 9:07PM: But but but D:
S 9:07PM: Yeah, I'm logging out.

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K 9:08PM: :\ Now I feel like an ass.

User <Kevlar Knight> has left the chatroom