I didn't clog my toilet! D:
Although one time my cousin came over and she pooped in the toilet and then clogged it and I kept asking her, "WHAT DID YOU DO IN THERE?!" And she said something like, "Dooky" and I was like, "WTF IS A DOOKY?!"

And I thought it was some weird hybrid between pee and poo like soap bubbles. xD