I just needed to pop in here and, after reading, reall feel like two things should be put out.
1. How dare you accuse two people of not "actually reading" the bible because they didn't arrive to the same conclusion as you.
2. How dare you have this holier-than-thou opinion that you think you can dictate who is and who is not a Christian.

I don't plan on debating you, since you can't see some of the blatant contradictions happening, but I figured why not toss in these two pence at least. Goodbye.