Ha, Hummy, you're so creative.

And I'm not gonna start wearing butt toupees until it's a trend. All that hair down there would get awful itchy, especially if it isn't real hair... I'll wait until I won't have to splurge on baby powder to remedy that problem.

I totally get that, though, Cookie. I'm sort of an ambivert, a great guest at parties, but my natural state of being is introversion if I can help it.

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Note: Introversion with very strong misanthropic tendencies*