If I knew, I'd tell you. I genuinely have no clue at all how it happens.

It is. Happy me doesn't last. I'm good for about half an hour. Then I'm back to grumpy-ass morning me.
Crying? Yep. Several times. Don't remember them either.
They're not that bad after 2 or 3 days.

That sounds... odd. And kind of awesome.
Last dream I remember involved one of my friends from school being a clone of themselves, self-loathing issues and me standing there going "I have no clue how to deal with this"
God damn, my dreams are boring as shit.

*yawn* Alright. Bed time, I have work tomorrow. Goodnight~