*Radio static crackles; urgent, ominous music suddenly blares out of the speakers at a heart-pounding tempo. A nasal, high pitched voice cuts through the music, talking fast.* "Good evening listeners... This is Carl Spencer and Linnie Lebowitz reporting to you live. What we are about to tell you may shock and frighten you! Reports are coming in from all over the city of Menewsha. Several monsters of varying sizes and shapes have been sighted in different parts of the city! "At twenty minutes past the hour the first sighting was witnessed and there have been multiple observances since. There doesn't seem to be any rhyme or reason to this mayhem and destruction, nor any indication of where these monsters are coming from. If you see anything strange please contact the authorities and do not, I repeat, DO NOT attempt to subdue or capture these creatures yourself!" "Menewshan citizens are urged to stay indoors! Details are limited... Reports are coming in on different radio stations... Stay tuned, folks!"
