IT'S A LUMPAWFUL FLUMP AFAIR
TO THE GIRL WITH THE LUMPY HAIR
BUT HER MOMMY IS YELLING LUMP
AND HER DADDY HAS TOLD HER TO SLUMP
BUT HER LUMPS ARE NOWHERE TO BE SEEN
AS SHE WALKS THROUGH HER LUMPEN DREAM
TO THE SEAT WITH THE LUMPEST VIEW
NOW SHE'S HOOKED TO THE LUMPY SCREEN