Hello and welcome, earthlings!

I've been wandering 'round all over the darn planet and I can't seem to find any inspiration. I have my characters ready to go, and they're fully fleshed and plumped (almost good enough to eat), but I just can't get the image from my brain onto paper (or screen) correctly with my limited abilities. And so, earthlings, I'm going to have to ask you all to attempt this for me.

Now, down to business. As for prices, I would prefer you to set the initial offer. I will usually take the first offer, as I'm not the best at negotiation, but if you cray-cray, I'mma have to call you on it. I also will do art trades, or writing trade, if anyone's interested. My gallery's here: ERMAGERD

Form:
[COLOR="YellowGreen"][B][size=4]This Earthling wants to try![/B][/size][/COLOR]
[B]Username: [Who the heck are you?][/B]
[B]Character(s): [Which one(s) are you going to draw?][/B]
[B]Price: [How much are you asking for it?][/B]
[B]Samples: [Show me some of your other stuff!][/B]