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As you enter the Dragon Rose Tavern you hear music and singing. You glance over and see that it's a group of pirates that are singing:

Quote:

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we rifle, and loot,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot,
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We extort, we pilfer, we filch, and sack,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
Maraud and embezzle, and even high-jack,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We kindle and char, inflame and ignite,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
We burn up the city, we're really a fright,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
We're rascals, scoundrels, villans, and knaves,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
We're devils and black sheep, really bad eggs,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We're beggars and blighters, ne'er-do-well cads,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
Aye, but we're loved by our mommies and dads,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.

After setting in the tavern for a while you start to realize there is something strange or just not right with these pirates. A young woman approaches you and takes a set at your table. She smiles and says "Ye not from these parts are ye?" You answer "no" and she laughs. "Then ye must think these scurvy dogs are a sight. Me hearties may be insane, but ye can always count on 'em." "Insane?," you look bewildered at the woman, "so which one is their captain?" "I be their captain, " she shakes her head, "Ye have a lot of learnin' to do if ye thinks ye ist goin to make it in these parts. Ye should go ahead and let the insanity take over ye."

Rules
1. Follow ToS
2. No picking on the patients
3. No peeing in the poo
4. No begging

**If you are bad and break the rules then I'll have no choice other then to sic the criminally insane patients on you!**