Dear hipster no more,

I saw a photo today that you had shaved off your mustache.

It seems stupid but I told you before that I wanted to be there to watch when you did it.

I guess since our conversation last Monday I should have known that we don't have any obligations to each other anymore.

But still, it hurts.

And to put the picture up specifically where you knew I would see it, even though we aren't supposed to be talking, that made me feel especially shitty.

I hope you enjoy your new clean shaven face.

Yours truly,

A very hurt (ex?)friend