Or The TO12HLALTDFTMAT Thread.

Really rolls right off the tongue, eh?

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Who's ready for some fun?

Not me, but who cares. There is free gold and items in it for you if you put up with my bullshit.

First?

Roll this dice: [dice]100[/dice]

Get a sexy number and you win a prize, probably. Or I'll just make improper advances at you.
One roll per post, I'll let you know if you win. Prizes are mystery and value is arbitrary.

Second?

Tell me a joke.

Puns are the best. No, seriously, if it isn't a pun I'll probably hate it. Whoever makes Llama spit milk from his nose gets something funny. (Ha! Get it, something funny?)

Third?

Pick a number, 1-10000.

Pick the right one, you get a MILLION DOLL HAIRS. Or a prize of lesser or equal value, entirely up to Llama's discretion.
You can only guess once per post, and posts must be relevant to conversation. No popping in with some nonsense and a guess.

Fourth?

Talk a lot.

Most posts gets something good, or something bad. But bad is good, right?
And good could be bad, if you think about it. Like good things are bad for Satan,
eh? Or whatever. Just post, guys.