09-06-2015, 06:10 AM
Bio(hazard): Male. 45 years old.
Net worth: $1500 in cubic zirconian diamonds
Marital status: Never taken the plunger
Skills: Eating, driving, relaxing, cleaning, making messes, annoying friends and foes alike.
Likes: Sugar and sweet waitresses.
Dislikes: All things contrary to logic, common sense, truth, justice, and apple pie. Bad drivers.
Achievements: Got a haircut and got a real job.
Failures: Hair receding worse than California.
Original quotes: "If you have the money, but don't have the time, then you don't have the money."
Hobbies:
Calvin
Secrets
Last edited by Mr. Wrong; 01-26-2017 at 07:34 AM..
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