I could teach you a thing or two about RolePlaying. There are many variations, but I can teach you what goes for "common courtesy" in RP, and it can also be really fun once you get the hang of it.

My main caveat is that we need to find somewhere without really small character limits. You know by now that I tend to be a bit verbose... and when I get into it my RP posts are multi-para.

Also, though it can be done via chat or message board (or even email or such if you're really desperate), it would probably be best to "teach" you over a chat/IM system for immediate feedback and to keep progressing... on message boards people post maybe once a day or something, and it's a bit difficult to learn like that, I would think.