2:51PM: Yes, we've established that I'm a bipolar narcissist. You made me make it my little "catchphrase" below my avatar to warn those who dare tread on my page.
2:52PM: Awww, c'mon. You know you find me irresistible. Admit it.
2:52PM: Whoa, whoa. Why are you the worst person ever? You're absolutely amazing. I would never say that to your face but I'm sure some dark, brooding young bloke would. ;)
2:53PM: But if you want to get ticks and meet up, I'm down for that. Just tell me where to get them and remind me the day before that I'm supposed to have a concert date with you.
2:55PM: I... I don't know. Honestly, I shouldn't like her. Way out of my league. Not in the sense that she's hot. Don't get me wrong, she's drop dead gorgeous but I'm definitely not her type. She's looking for a prince, not a bipolar narcissist.
2:55PM: Uh, and you're not off the hook, missy. You need to tell me where that 'worst person ever' came from. Something happen at work?