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girliekeyblade
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04-22-2008, 02:24 AM
From Dogma
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Jay: Yo man, tell me something about me.
Rufus: You masturbate more than anyone on the planet.
Jay: Aw fuck, everyone knows that. Tell me something nobody knows.
Rufus: When you do it, you're thinking about guys.
[a shocked Silent Bob stares at Jay]
Jay: Dude, not all the time.
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From Horton hears a who!
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Katie: In my world everyone is a pony, and they all eat rainbows, and poop butterflies.
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From Brokeback Mountain
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Jack Twist: I wish I knew how to quit you.
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You knew that last one was coming sooner or later! xD
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