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Username: zyne
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Bring on the Daily Challenge!
Username: zyne
Entry:
All pastry tables and expensive chocolates totaling up to $20,000 stolen from Menewsha Awards Ceremony last night at 11.
Suspect is white, 4'2"-4'4", female. Thought to be age 9-10, blonde. Last seen wearing a purple skirt and white top holding a knife and cackling to herself about "The best victory yet."