Hello, monstahh and welcome to the Exchange. *stuffs face with NY cheese pizza* hmmmm. Delicious. Anyhow, I'll be happy to sell you a Sleepy Nincompoop, but the trades are borked at ze moment.

And I never bought any of that other quaint little CI you mentioned. I'm hoping that, come the late spring thaw, the trades will be functional once more and things will be back to normal.