I'm just happy that I have Halloween day off this year. No rushing home from work or being stuck on a road trip.

I put up Halloween decorations, but then my grandmother took them down. "Oh, well, the news said it would be windy and to take down all your decorations. Aren't you going to thank me?" Um...no. They were tied to the rails pretty damn good, so no. No thank you for undecorating my two measly tinsel pumpkins!