~GIZZIE,Z TURKEY DAY SONG~ [To the tune of the song about lost my poor meatball when someone sneezed]

Inside my oven all basted with love
My turkey sat cooking until it smells good
The pies cooled on my counter
Dinning room tables decorations all set
And then comes this next something I'll never forget
I opened my oven to check on my bird
The turkey sat up and gave me a shove
He jumped out of the oven
Pooped the stuffing all over my floor
He nibbled on my pies, then he ran out my back door
The turkey then frolliced, ran straight into the center of town
By time I got there he was nowhere to be found
Then I turned around and heard a KATHUNK!!!!
My poor little turkey got hit by a truck
Into the street I went with a rush
All that was left was a buttery mush
And now as I sit here eatting thanksgiving PB and J,s
It dawned on me something I must have not read on the instructions tag
He must have turned crazy when I forgot to take out his gibblets bag :0