~Twas The Night Before Redneck Cristmas~
By XoGIZMOoX ^.^
Twas the night before redneck Christmas and all through the house
Not a creature was stiring except a hungry mouse
The undies were hung by the furnace to dry
In hopes the underwear knomes dont appear
Mama in her victoria secrets she stole from the mall
Papa passed out with a beer on the floor
When out in the kitchen there was such a clatter
But nobody went to check on the matter
It was the wee mouse that i talked of before
He was making a snack and a mess of the decore
He went to the fridge grabbed some bread and the ham
Then the tomato and lettuce and before the door slamed
The mouse got the cheese of course
He ate up his sandwitch but he left the wee mess
Then he scurried along back to the hole of his home
Singing " Mousey Christmas to all and a squeaky good night !" :x3