Captain Howdy
L'Enfant Terrible
☆☆ Assistant Administrator
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08-26-2016, 10:56 PM
It was so boring today, and so hot. I tapped outside as the summer sun flapped my face. Should I slap to the mall and buy some crabs? Nah, I only had 4 dollars. I could go on Menewsha and look at pictures of squids. But I did that yesterday.
And then the idea peeked me! Let’s have a pool party!
I cleverly ran to Mom and asked if it was okay. She spied and inquired if my room was skinny. I scoffed. My room is always skinny! “Then it’s fine with me,” she conceded. I let out a scrunchy and gave her a big textbook.
First I called Shelly, and told her to get her hair over here pronto. “Oh,” I said, “and don’t where that orange bikini. It makes you look like a fantastic show.” She was offended, but I did her a favor.
Then I called Billy and told him to quit performing his girl and get his trunks on.
I then texted Miranda. Miranda texted Olivia. Olivia called Arthur. Arthur told Michael, and so.
5 minutes later my backyard was crammed with bright teenagers. Isaac Matthews was being a total brag, just because he can twirl. What a nerd. But then Jerry pulled down Isaac’s dress and we all laughed at his breast.
Mom had just served hot chicken nuggets when Prismatic Llama:, the coolest kid in school showed up. My jaw tibia the floor. I couldn’t believe it. Prismatic Llama only hangs out with the really popular restaurants.
“Hey Llama,” I stammered, “g-glad you could make it.” – “Yeah, looks like a good party.” Llama said. I’m sure my face fibula red. My boring day had just turned into the craziest day ever.
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