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Old 12-28-2013, 11:30 PM

maidenroseheart: You take a walk down the hallway and take a turn, then keep walking. Yeah, the living room looks like a good place to search. So upon entering the living room you head straight for the TV stand, but you don't find anything. You check the sofa - after all, anything can be found in there, right? - and sure enough you find a can of spam.

EirianHikari: The bellflowers are so pretty they entice you over; you decide to walk over and take a moment to gaze at them - good thing you did too, or you'd've missed that clue! You take the clue, then stroll over to the marigold and dandelion flowerpots, where you spot a can of spam! Wow, this must be your lucky day! Following your next hunch, you head off to the Dining Room.

Damia Flagg: Having thoroughly checked out the rest of the room, you took a good look at the other table without a lamp (where you find nothing), and then the Overstuffed Chair C, where you find a can of spam! Whoo! Well, aren't you just lucky? And yet you have chosen to go back to the beginning - the entrance! You head straight for the shoe rack, and though you upturn every shoe there you don't find a thing. Well, I guess you can't be lucky all the time.

Alice Eve: You think you hear the game host saying something about calling the cops if it turns out one of you is the thief, but you can't be too sure since it was so far away, so you just shrug and check the queen bed - nope, no spam! Maybe in the bedside table? You take a peek but find nothing. Dejectedly, you leave the bedroom, where your mood changes and you storm off to the bathroom.

Kirin Rosenbaum: You offer the panda a shoulder to cry on, and cry on it she does - for a whole 30 minutes. Without pause. And as she cries, she keeps telling you how horrible her problem is. Too bad you don't have tissues or a fake crown... Eventually though, she wanders off in search of tissues, and you're left with time wasted and enough exasperation that you lose 1 point.

GwenaHikari: You're checking out the Science Fiction & Fantasy bookshelf not just because there's a cool selection there, but in hopes of finding spam. Sadly, you do not find any spam there. You think you'd better sit down and consider where else to search, so you move over to the Overstuffed Chair A; before you sit down, however, you definitely check for spam while muttering out loud to yourself about your search, but you find a booby trap instead - there's a camera watching you! You quickly disconnect the cables, but you're sure the thief now knows the identity of one of the persons looking for him or her (why else would there be a camera hidden in an overstuffed chair?); so you lose 3 points. Having had enough of chairs for the moment, you move over to the autobiography shelf, but your lucklessness seems to hold: you don't find anything else. Then again, maybe that's a good thing, considering what you found in the overstuffed chair.

Silver Storm: The rhino is touched by how much you're willing to accept his proposal, even so much as trying to use an iMove to do it! He quickly sweeps you off your feet and heads towards the Mysterious Door just before an extremely angry female rhino enters the room; when she spots the two of you together, she charges! The male rhino sets you down and tries to get between the two of you, but she dodges around him and socks you in the face. You'd lose an iMove due to the pain, but since you didn't use one yet, luckily you only lose the one you didn't use this turn. When you get up you see her dragging the male rhino by the ear towards the Mysterious Door, all the while chiding him about choosing human brides. They exit as quickly as they entered and you probably won't ever see either one again. Whatever you may be feeling right now, you bury it as you return to your work of finding the stolen spam. The first thing you check after that whole shebang is ended was the box of pool toys, where you find nothing out of the ordinary. You then search the closet of pool cleaning supplies, where you find no spam but you do spot a hidden camera watching you. Frustrated, you smash it with the metallic handle of one of the cleaning supplies, denting said handle, until you break the camera off the wall. Only then do you realize the red ON light wasn't on... oops! For destruction of property, you lose 3 points.

Liztress: You pocket the cigarette pack and lighter, just in case they become useful later. Then you stand up and check the towel closet where - surprise, surprise - you only find towels and washcloths. Whatever. You close the door to the closet and the cupboard and walk to the bedroom, passing Alice Eve as you do so. "Wow, does she look upset or what?" you think as you wander into the bedroom and check the first thing you lay eyes on: the bed. Surprise! You found a can of spam!

Vox: As you begin your journey by spawning into the entrance, it's almost as if you hear a close by your head saying joyously "Welcome, young traveller, and good luck to you!" Okay, that was weird... What's even weirder is when the Zelda theme starts up. You decide to get the heck out of dodge and head to the Living Room - at warp speed 9. The force must have been with you, because you made it safely without any further, erm, nerdy references?, and you decide to check the coffee table. Wow, good job! There was a can of spam hidden under there. And speaking of games, you decide to get it out of the way quickly, so you (literally) waltz over to the board games cabinet only to discover a trap! A flash camera snaps your picture the moment you open the board game cabinet's door, and even though you close the door again it's too late. You lose 3 points.

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Last edited by iamnotspam; 12-29-2013 at 05:03 AM..