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Old 05-04-2013, 03:39 AM

Name: Kenji
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Kenji was an excellent ninja.One of the best.Unfortunately,he had an embarrassing medical condition that caused him to flatulate often,and loudly.He pondered this problem as he walked into the restaurant,but quickly forgot it as he beheld the mayhem that was happening.Time seemed to be jumping like a faulty CD,and then suddenly straightened out.People were fighting over cookise on the floor,among ants and noodles.There was a curious quiet as time righted itself,during which Kenji farted rather loudly.His face turned red,and,to cover his embarrassment,he spoke."Um...nothing with beans,please." He said,a sweatdrop running down his face as he spotted Shino on one side of the room and Sakura close to him.And a large panda in the center of the room,seeming to be choking.Kenji went over to help the choking panda.