In the near future, you will slip and fall...

into something red and sticky...

(Brings to mind Llamas in Hats :p
"Paul - Aww Carl, why is the lifeboat all red and sticky?
Carl - Well I guess you could say it’s all red and sticky.
Paul - Carl, what are we standing in?
Carl - Would you believe its strawberry milkshake?
Paul - No I would not believe that.
Carl - Melted gumdrops?
Paul - No.
Carl - Boat nectar?
Paul - No.
Carl - Some of gods tears?
Paul - Tell me the truth Carl.
Carl - Fine, it’s the lovely elderly couple from 2B.
Paul - Carrrrrrrrllllll!!!!!")