I don't even want to remember my first roleplay character. I'm fairly certain he was so bad that it'd make my brain melt out my ears if I dredged him up again. Being that I've been roleplaying for a good 8 years or so, and I started when I was young [11, I think?], I've had my share of bad and good characters, but that one takes the proverbial cake.

GameFAQs is not a good place to begin your roleplay career.