Welcome shy adventurers. I see that rather than venture forth into a noisy overcrowded tavern you have chosen our humble establishment. Feel free to pull up a stool, drink from our ever-flowing fountain of nectar and enjoy the sweet sounds of magical harp. Don't look for a exit though. You can keep your hand to the right all you want, but we are like the hotel California. Once you enter, you may never leave. Bwa ha ha ha!

Or, you know, you could just hit the back button, but where's the fun in that?