I'm fond of my macabre gift, but it would be nice to crown my (female) mule with the dainty crown and I would probably actually equip and use the Pudao more than the Bertie Bear, as fond as I am of it. I wasn't just asking about expensive items to be a jerk (uh, let's see, a whole valentine's and st patricks 07 sets), but items that are rare that I would actually use. Sorry to hear that you don't have them.