*sighs* I want to do something kind of dark in humor for my entry. (Think Cartman and his anal probe episode...) I do not think it would win me any awards, and I don't see Mr. Mayor sharing my dark humor. I'd put on it 'Cheer up, Mr. Mayor - It could be worse!".

I'm still racking my brains for last minute entries though...Something a bit more PC and fluffy, of course.